Scary Movie 5
Bizarre moments continues to unlock in the household of a couple who welcomed in an unwelcoming visitor.
25 September 1961, Westwood, California, USA
20 October 1971, Long Beach, California, USA
17 February 1974, New York City, New York, USA
3 September 1965, New York City, New York, USA
20 July 1974, San Francisco, California, USA
19 January 1992, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
30 July 1968, Flint, Michigan, USA
14 October 1978, Dallas, Texas, USA
24 November 1990, New York City, New York, USA
30 June 1960, Brooklyn, New York, USA
2 September 1973, Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
12 June 1977, Florida, USA
9 March 1987, Columbus, Ohio, USA
10 March 1962, Boston, Massachusetts, USA
18 October 1991, Santa Monica, California, USA
24 October 1987, Saratov, Saratov Oblast, RSFSR, USSR [now Russia]
18 December 1961, Columbia, South Carolina, USA
30 June 1966, Brooklyn, New York City, New York, USA
2 July 1985, West Deal, New Jersey, USA
August 19, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality. They don't make a dunce cap big enough for individuals this idiotic.
April 14, 2013
It's supposed to be funny, but you'd have an easier time reading a zombie's pulse than you would finding a single good laugh ...
April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office.
August 15, 2013
Railing against Scary Movie V for diminishing the series' standards would be as effective as criticising Brooke Hogan for disgracing her proud family name. And yet, the fifth instalment of the Scary Movie franchise does do that.
April 17, 2016
Every penny that "Scary Movie V" earns is cinematic blood money, looted from the pockets of unsuspecting moviegoers.
April 14, 2013
The latest installment of the slick, highly profitable parody franchise.
April 13, 2013
For the art-house crowd, who may, I suppose, stumble drunk into the wrong theater after too much Chardonnay, there are nods to Black Swan and 127 Hours.
October 16, 2013
The writers are on auto pilot once more, relying on the "It's familiar, so it must be funny" routine...
May 04, 2013
Enough. Please.
April 12, 2013
Like so much of this whole series, the mere mention of a familiar pop culture figure or title is supposed to be hilarious.
July 12, 2013
A boldly uninspired torrent of halfhearted slapstick, interminable poop jokes, and pointless pop-culture references, a veritable tsunami of idiocy.
April 12, 2013
A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago.
